And now for something COMPLETELY different.......
A Dad walks into a Denny's after Sunday Morning Services with his two young Sons.
They sit in a booth with the Father across from the two Sons and the waitress approaches and asks the older of the two sons what he'd like to order.
Out of the blue the boy loudly states, "I'll have me a God

Cheeseburger!"
WHOP! The Fathers open hand stretches across the table and smacks the boy into the back corner of the booth.
The waitress lowers her head slightly and quietly asks the second, younger Son, What would you like to eat, hun?
Wide eyed, the boy loudly proclaims, "Well, you can bet yer sweet

I ain't gonna order no God

Cheeseburger!"
(Buddy Hacket on The Tonight Show)