Boy...
I like to say I'm a Christian by birth and Catholic by choice. lol
Diver,
My fellow Christian porcher, what I'm 'bout to say is da flip side o' da same 'coin'. So, I ever so hope you'll understand and accept...
I was Catholic by birth with a 2nd-9th grade parochial education and then 'Christian by choice' at a later stage in life. It was quite a sojourn until my eternal choice!
Regardless, we all should praise God's unconditional love and acceptance; and also appreciate His humor (think platypus)!
BTW, any chance ya can catch da Odyssey? I would be very pleasured to meet you in person!