Now I am awake! And hungry! I also wish I had a butler to bring me coffee refills the husband is highly inconsistent.
Food you can kill I like: quail, duck, lamb venison, rabbit not so much (found that out when the kid innocently asked to go get one with the BB gun.) I innocently said yes, thinking "Kid will be out of my hair for a few hours only he returned with a rabbit in 20 minutes he had shot through the eye. Figuring out how to skin it , if it was even "safe" to eat, disembowel it cook it, that was a "yes" I regretted for a long time but nobody died. Except the rabbit. Alligator (big time but someone else has to cook it. Ostrich is okay.
Now I'm hungry. And it's amazing how fast you can settle in comfort on the couch and need coffee I need Wallace and Gromit as my new butlers.
Anna
I do have a tattoo on my left shoulderblade. I got a matching one with my ex finance (I was also drunk, don't judge me) it is a sun's corona in negative and everyone always asks me when I'm going to finish it, so now I just answer "The first fiancé but he's in Germany now and it's hard to track him down. It was several decades ago, so it's been a hard project to complete.
It is NOT worse than the husband's which I no longer describe because people ask to see it and he gets embarrassed I'll just say it has skulls, semi naked angels with implants and a mouse in the center with the words "I am the cheese." LOL it has faded so badly but it's still legible. In his defense he was also drunk.
Food you can kill I like: quail, duck, lamb venison, rabbit not so much (found that out when the kid innocently asked to go get one with the BB gun.) I innocently said yes, thinking "Kid will be out of my hair for a few hours only he returned with a rabbit in 20 minutes he had shot through the eye. Figuring out how to skin it , if it was even "safe" to eat, disembowel it cook it, that was a "yes" I regretted for a long time but nobody died. Except the rabbit. Alligator (big time but someone else has to cook it. Ostrich is okay.
Now I'm hungry. And it's amazing how fast you can settle in comfort on the couch and need coffee I need Wallace and Gromit as my new butlers.
Anna
I do have a tattoo on my left shoulderblade. I got a matching one with my ex finance (I was also drunk, don't judge me) it is a sun's corona in negative and everyone always asks me when I'm going to finish it, so now I just answer "The first fiancé but he's in Germany now and it's hard to track him down. It was several decades ago, so it's been a hard project to complete.
It is NOT worse than the husband's which I no longer describe because people ask to see it and he gets embarrassed I'll just say it has skulls, semi naked angels with implants and a mouse in the center with the words "I am the cheese." LOL it has faded so badly but it's still legible. In his defense he was also drunk.
. He's going to sell this soon too:
