Tell me you spoke with him in Cajun-ese ..
Last discussion with my Dr ..
Willie : Hey, this lower back pain, although not debilitating yet, is gettin' kinda bad .. on some days, those Aleves are just not cutting it .. do you think we should do some x-rays or an MRI to see what's going on .. ??
DR : Why .. ?? To show me what I already know .. ?? You're getting older, you have bad posture, you're carrying 20 extra pounds you need to lose, you don't exercise regularly, you sit at a workbench hunched over for hours on end .. an x-ray or an MRI is gonna show your lower spine is experiencing disk compression .. it's normal, be glad it's not worse than it is .. you've not shrunk in height in the 20 years I've been seeing you ..
Willie : How about a refill on the opiates .. ?? Those really, really help when I really, really need them ..
DR : Stop trying to continually get me to dish out the oxy or what not .. why not do Yoga or Pilates .. ?? Try some stretching exercises, walk more, lose the weight that I've been harping you on for 4 years .. the pills are just masking the issue, take things in your own hands .. if that does not help, we'll talk ..
Willie : Well, I thought maybe there was some surgery these days that could make the pain go away .. ??
DR : Or make it worse .. try to take my advice for a change ..