My bride doesn't want me to ever have dat again! <talk 'bout cushion/sheet phluphphin'!>
Dere's a lil' story/family tale to tell 'bout my shift as a chow hall 'monitor' once at Lowery AFB. Fer anyone macho, even ya would cringe in da 'face' of da monumental consequence. Just think of lunch leftover sauerkraut and beenies & weenies fer supper, or maybe not.
Once I got home, l'll just say dat I was sooo proud at da time to toot da first two bars of Beethoven's Fifth... twice... <doubious braggin' rights>
And yes, Patty and I are still wedded!