That pen is the bomb, Diver! I'd avoid using that description when mailing the package, though.

On another subject, you're an RC quad pilot too, aren't you? You have a Blade-branded bird if I recall correctly, and you have flown as a member of a club or association, is that right? I haven't heard you talk about it recently.
One of the things you'll get used to as you gain experience is
how to steer the quad depending on which way it's pointed. Despite the many, many hours I've spent flying, it still is not totally instinctive to me... I have say to myself "OK, with the aircraft pointed in that direction relative to me, the left side of it is.. there.. so I need to move this stick in this direction to make it go.. there."
Have you registered with the FAA? $5 for 3 years, takes less than 10 minutes to register online.
Some unsolicited tips:
Examine the props carefully after any mishap, and err on the side of caution if in doubt about whether or not to replace a prop. Also re-tighten the props periodically by hand, and especially after an accident.
buy only props made by DJI. They're inexpensive enough, and they are significantly better in quality than any of the props that are not OE.
When the aircraft is moving faster than your brain's ability to direct your thumbs correctly on the remote control, let go of the control sticks and hope that the bird holds still long enough for you to figure out what to do next.