Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

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Debadoo

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We all need a little humor to start the day. I never laughed so hard in my life. See how many of these you identify with!
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lmao! I spent a big part of the night downloading minion doodads with funny sayings that matched a lot of these! Here's a couple

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What phone?
the kids are gonna add me to their plan cuz they're changing carriers and it will be a lot cheaper. They'll get new phones, and Daniel is gonna give me his Galaxy note 3. Very excited. Couple weeks ago I borrowed his car after dropping him at school since I had a Dr appt. Went to pick him up........couldn't find him, borrowed a students cell, had the number wrong...... had to drive home to call him and find out what part of campus he was at. :facepalm: Plus now folks can call me whenever without waking them up since the base for the house phone has to be in their room and you can't turn the ringer off on the base. Or if you can, I don't know how.

We are having similar weather here. I love it! I hate cold weather! The only thing good about it it the soups & stews it inspires.
JUP!! But I need the soups and stews when the A/C is on when the kids are here! lol
 

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the kids are gonna add me to their plan cuz they're changing carriers and it will be a lot cheaper. They'll get new phones, and Daniel is gonna give me his Galaxy note 3.

You're gonna love that phone! I have a Note 2. Hollar if you need help!
 

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I am very disappointed in myself for jumping all over @garyoa1 for an innocent comment he made a couple of weeks ago, so I decided to exile myself from the Porch for a while. I apologize, Gary, for taking the comment way too seriously. .
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Dave, we all have our days .. once you reach a certain age, I believe we are all given a small allotment of "passes" .. :) .. problem is, I'm sure mine are now being borrowed from the "pass Bank" ..

The drone that Mike bought is the same drone that I used when filming "a trip to the mailbox" for which Uncle Willie created an entertaining narrative a good while back.

Cred is always appreciated .. ;)
 

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Modern Love Story by Older Folks


An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic
text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing,
send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her . . . "I'm on the toilet . . . please advise."
 

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Modern Love Story by Older Folks


An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic
text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing,
send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her . . . "I'm on the toilet . . . please advise."

lol Hiya hun! How ya doin??
 

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I am very disappointed in myself for jumping all over @garyoa1 for an innocent comment he made a couple of weeks ago, so I decided to exile myself from the Porch for a while. I apologize, Gary, for taking the comment way too seriously. Because I didn't want to sacrifice over $2K worth of drones? At about 3:20, I did a high speed pass at just 4' above the other drone. Fun, but not very bright, to count on the altitude readings being that accurate. It certainly wasn't possible to actually see from the ground that there was any difference in altitude between the two drones.

Trip to Marietta was great. The travel bug bit me recently and I'm going to Asheville this coming weekend.

Mike, my drone buddy, is a mailman in the office from which I retired. He bought one of my drones, with accessories, for an excellent price, only 40% of what I paid a year ago for the drone plus a set of polarized and neutral density lenses. Good deal for both of us. The drone that Mike bought is the same drone that I used when filming "a trip to the mailbox" for which Uncle Willie created an entertaining narrative a good while back.

Another letter carrier from my former office is a fan of my videos and wants to learn about drone flying. She will visit one of these days.

Even though it's theoretically possible that maneuver could be accomplished, that was a fake video.

Welcome back.
 

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lol Hiya hun! How ya doin??


Hey Doo!:D So glad that you're getting your very own phone..I'm always leery about calling you, now i won't have to be!

My Sis and GD are gonna be here later today and she loves the Chex Party Mix that I make and also the choco-chip cookies so I'm gonna be busy in the kitchen in a little while. But it's a gorgeous day so I might take a little walk to get my blood pumping.

I discovered that the little exercise pedal thingy fits real well in front of the little straight-back chair i got not too long ago, so I've started pedaling my .... while watching tv!

I just might get healthy in spite of myself!
 

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Trip to Marietta was great. The travel bug bit me recently and I'm going to Asheville this coming weekend.

Great to have ya back, Dave!

Ya must be da general of da DDD (Dave's Drone Division)...


The only thing good about it it the soups & stews it inspires.

Yepper...
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thanks hun......might just do that! My son isn't here much, and I don't know much of nuttin bout these new fangled ones! lol

Get a head start HERE.
 

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Modern Love Story by Older Folks


An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic
text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing,
send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her . . . "I'm on the toilet . . . please advise."
Quick drive-by to give props to oldbroad on her choice of avatar! I'm an SPN & TWD fan, so I'm loving this!
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As you were.... :)
 

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Well, the verdict is in, my insurance (through Obama care of course) went up 541%. Y'all still think it's a good thing?

Actually, my plan disappeared because insurance companies see it as the dying pig that it is and are jumping off, the cheaper plan I could find was that much, with HIGH deductibles and copays. Looks like my health problems will have to largely go untreated while I pay for a useless product that I am forced to purchase under penalty of law. The affordable care act.
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Modern Love Story by Older Folks


An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic
text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing,
send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her . . . "I'm on the toilet . . . please advise."
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Well, the verdict is in, my insurance (through Obama care of course) went up 541%. Y'all still think it's a good thing?

Actually, my plan disappeared because insurance companies see it as the dying pig that it is and are jumping off, the cheaper plan I could find was that much, with HIGH deductibles and copays. Looks like my health problems will have to largely go untreated while I pay for a useless product that I am forced to purchase under penalty of law. The affordable care act.
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Yep!



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Well, the verdict is in, my insurance (through Obama care of course) went up 541%. Y'all still think it's a good thing?

Actually, my plan disappeared because insurance companies see it as the dying pig that it is and are jumping off, the cheaper plan I could find was that much, with HIGH deductibles and copays. Looks like my health problems will have to largely go untreated while I pay for a useless product that I am forced to purchase under penalty of law. The affordable care act.
Sent from a dark, twisted corner of the back porch, covered in cobwebs and slightly damp.


Yep!


But by God I will be covered in case I get pregnant.

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And if anyone else gets pregnant, too. [emoji49]

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so I've started pedaling my .... while watching tv!
Moderation my dear! Will let ya know when I get the phone so you can call whenever ya want! Also put an end to telemarketers......at least for awhile.

Get a head start HERE.
thanks hun! Jup I'd planned on checkin out some vids. Seems like no matter what ya wanna know how to do there are videos for it. Pretty kewl.

ROFL:

Quick drive-by to give props to oldbroad on her choice of avatar! I'm an SPN & TWD fan, so I'm loving this!
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As you were.... :)
Hey darlin.......you can drop by and post pics of him anytime ya want!

Well, the verdict is in, my insurance (through Obama care of course) went up 541%. Y'all still think it's a good thing?

Actually, my plan disappeared because insurance companies see it as the dying pig that it is and are jumping off, the cheaper plan I could find was that much, with HIGH deductibles and copays. Looks like my health problems will have to largely go untreated while I pay for a useless product that I am forced to purchase under penalty of law. The affordable care act.
Sent from a dark, twisted corner of the back porch, covered in cobwebs and slightly damp.
Jup. Are ya sure you don't qualify for any of the subsidies? I know what you mean, my son and dil pay through the nose for insurance...... or did when he was a manager, and then still had to pay a lot out of pocket. Cuz folks that have a decent income are paying for all the ones that don't. But......if you get pregnant, you won't have to worry about it, cuz you'll be a rich man!! :p
 

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I just can't wait to see what they do to ours this year...I can't even afford to go to the doctor now as things stand.

Just take all my freaking money...I only need it for my house payment, utilities and food anyway.
I can always find a Wallmart cart to live out of.
 

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Moderation my dear! Will let ya know when I get the phone so you can call whenever ya want! Also put an end to telemarketers......at least for awhile.


thanks hun! Jup I'd planned on checkin out some vids. Seems like no matter what ya wanna know how to do there are videos for it. Pretty kewl.


Hey darlin.......you can drop by and post pics of him anytime ya want!


Jup. Are ya sure you don't qualify for any of the subsidies? I know what you mean, my son and dil pay through the nose for insurance...... or did when he was a manager, and then still had to pay a lot out of pocket. Cuz folks that have a decent income are paying for all the ones that don't. But......if you get pregnant, you won't have to worry about it, cuz you'll be a rich man!! :p
That's with the subsidies

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